Tag Archives: toaster

WTF With These Toasters

Clearly we haven’t mastered toaster technology because these monstrosities exist. I’ll update in the future when I find commercially available stupid toasters that claim to push toaster technology (read: heat) forward.

cpt3000

Cuisinart CPT-3000 ViewPro Glass 2 Slice Toaster

For all your glass toasting needs.

Steam oven toaster BALMUDA The Toaster K01A-KG

Steam oven toaster BALMUDA The Toaster K01A-KG

If you need a $400 “steam” toaster.

Toasteroid

Toasteroid

A smart toaster to help you… um… so you can have a smart toaster that you backed on Kickstarter?

June Oven

Holy shit this is a $1,500 toaster oven. What the fuck.