The Worst Type of Exploitation Spam

As you probably know, I’m looking for work. One of the things I do on a regular basis is to post my resume to the resume section of NYC Craigslist. As a result, I get a lot of false promises in my inbox, but today I got the absolute worst kind of spam.

The Shods - BamboozledGreetings,

I’ll keep this short and sweet.

I am writing to you with regards to your posting in the resume section on Craigslist.

This may no be exactly what you posted for originally, but it is an opportunity to join one of the fastest growing companies in Texas, Illinois, New York, as well as America.

“This is spam.”

Our company enjoyed an unheard of 500% growth rate last year right in the middle of our current economic situation. In the years to follow, our company will become a household name. You can start part-time and eventually work this full time.

Here’s the fantastic claim. 500% growth? Where did they start? If I made $1 last week and made $5 this week, I made a 500% jump in sales.

Spam with Cheese by kris247 on FlickrI am an established businessman, and an officer in the US Army Reserve, located in NY. If you are friendly, open minded, enthusiastic, coachable, and trainable, I may have an opportunity for you. If you are not, kindly ignore this one time email.

Interested in learning more? Simply send me a reply to this email, and I will send you a few links to browse.

No pressure or drama, just information for you to decide if our opportunity might be a good fit for you.

If you are not interested, no worries, I sincerely thank you for the time you took to read this, and wish you the best of luck in your endeavors.

This is a bit of a masked man fallacy. Because we’re lead to believe that US Army officers are trustworthy, we should place our trust in this guy. He plays the nice guy card and tells me that I can ignore this email if I want to.

-Regards,

Ash

Regards,

Spammer.

I have such a problem with this kind of spam because it’s praying on people who are putting themselves out there to be found. Instead of the intended audience, they have to deal with sorting through this garbage. Hopefully someone who gets this email and searches parts of it will find this post and realize that they are being swindled.

If you’ve been sent some spam that is over the top and should be exploited, I encourage you to post it online to help others out.

Spam photo: Spam with Cheese by kris247

52 thoughts on “The Worst Type of Exploitation Spam”

  1. This is awful. I recently posted my resume to craigslist.org as I am also looking for work and desperately seeking all avenues to get myself hired. I posted my resume today, and ten minutes later I received the exact same email, except my ex-officer's name is Chip (how utterly all-American). A quick scan of the net led me to a s**t site and then of course, to your posting. Good luck in your job search and thanks for posting this.

  2. What a load of utter garbage. Funny, I received this exact same email from someone named Chip. Coincidence? I'm inclined to believe it is not. Shame on you.

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