Would you ever eat from a Bloomin’ Onion again if you knew that one of those things contained 2210 calories? 134 grams of fat? 241 grams of carbohydrates? You could argue to me that it’s something that’s meant to be split between a group of people, I argue that you can’t find enough people that want to go to Outback with you in order to make your serving of that garbage manageable.

Thanks, but no thanks. I don’t ever want to go to Outback again.