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Rob Blatt is an interactive marketing professional, competitive eater, Brooklyn Bike Patrol member and lives in Brooklyn. He is currently available for work. He regularly uses a MacBook Pro, iPhone 4S and Kindle Fire to connect to the outside world. Invoicing through FreshBooks, domains through Hover.com and web hosting through A2Hosting.

WTF With These Toasters

Clearly we haven’t mastered toaster technology because these monstrosities exist. I’ll update in the future when I find commercially available stupid toasters that claim to push toaster technology (read: heat) forward.

cpt3000

Cuisinart CPT-3000 ViewPro Glass 2 Slice Toaster

For all your glass toasting needs.

Steam oven toaster BALMUDA The Toaster K01A-KG

Steam oven toaster BALMUDA The Toaster K01A-KG

If you need a $400 “steam” toaster.

Toasteroid

Toasteroid

A smart toaster to help you… um… so you can have a smart toaster that you backed on Kickstarter?

June Oven

Holy shit this is a $1,500 toaster oven. What the fuck.